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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:47

Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
The closer a volcano is to erupting, the greener the trees around it look from space - Live Science
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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