What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Vitamin D: The best time to soak up sunlight without hurting your skin - Times of India

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Still no good.

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Next, they tried...

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Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

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Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Are there any real-life examples of prisoners who escaped from hospitals and were never caught?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Wes Anderson’s Movies Ranked From Worst to Best - The Hollywood Reporter

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Apple’s 2024 M4 MacBook Pro with a 1TB SSD has never been this cheap - The Verge

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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